Hysterical T-shirts That Take Fail To A New Level

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Hysterical T-shirts That Take Fail To A New Level

We’ve all seen some pretty hysterical t-shirts before, but this gallery has got to be the gold mine of ridiculously hilarious t-shirts. When you take a look at these tops, you’ll be begging the question – Do people actually think about the top they’re about to throw on before heading out of the house?

I’ll never forget going to a flea market near our home when I was a kid. The market had some pretty dicey merchandise, and just as many shady characters selling them. My dad walked me and my brothers around the different stalls as we admired the different knickknacks sellers had on display. There was a fortune of things my brother and I wanted, and as we nagged at my dad’s arms in every direction, a man with a guitar sitting in the corner erupted into a brilliantly-appropriate song that I’ll never forget. “You can’t always get what you waaant…” As he strummed out his musical message, my dad paid him a grateful smile, and all at once, we became a little bit self-conscious. But at that very same moment, I spotted something I really wanted, so I was caught up in a little conflict of my own. There it was, hanging right up at the front of the stall, and it glowed. It was the early 90’s and flashy fluorescent clothing was in. This t-shirt was striking in yellow, blue, pink, and orange; it virtually looked like someone splashed together a bunch of highlighter markers. But it wasn’t the colors that got me; it was the text that really got my attention. In splashes of speech, it read: “Ready for War! Got my F-bombs!” I thought it was pure genius. Hey, I was a kid, don’t judge. I cautiously approached my dad, pointed to the t-shirt, and said, “Dad, what do you thi…” He burst out laughing, and shot me with a, “Ha ha! No chance, kiddo.”

Some t-shirts are meant to make it onto the fashion scene, and others are just not. We’re all pieces of walking fashion, so it’s really up to us to decide what piece we want to be. The people, along with the shirts that they wear, in this article, are not to be taken as personal examples. But you can use these for your personal laughing pleasure.

Why The Stereotype?

So what if she’s blonde! So what if she’s got a t-shirt that says collage and not college?! She’s got every write to where this shert!

Why The Stereotype

Why The Stereotype?

There’s A Twist

“No, honey. You don’t look fat that in that shi… wait. What?” Susan’s shirt caught everybody by surprise; she turned the stereotypical question on its head.

Theres A Twist

There’s A Twist

Choose Another Shirt

Could there have been a more fitting photo in the history of hysterical t-shirts? I think not. This photo needs no caption, because ladies and gentlemen, it already exists on his shirt.

Choose Another Shirt

Choose Another Shirt

Is It Worth Asking?

There are some situations you just don’t want to get involved in. If one of those situations is seeing one guy making it up to a friend of his, then maybe that’s their issue to resolve. Just for the record – don’t call your friend a duck.

Is It Worth Asking

Is It Worth Asking?

Asking For It

You know, when you go shopping for hysterical t-shirts, maybe try to choose one that isn’t orange with the text “GUILTY” on it. There’s just something very incriminating about it. This guy knows.

Asking For It

Asking For It

Taking Credit Where It’s Due

Listen, we all know that beating anorexia is no easy task, so we can take our hats off to this guy. His next challenge might be beating obesity, but let him indulge in his first victory first.

Taking Credit Where Its Due

Taking Credit Where It’s Due

Well It Worked

There’s no question about subliminal messaging having their effect on our brains – just think of the reason you last bought a certain product over another one. This might not be an entirely subliminal message, but we do know that it works.

Well It Worked

Well It Worked

Nothing Wrong With Confidence

You might not know it, but Greg is an incredible guy. All the girls practically fall over him, but thank goodness, as his t-shirt tells, there’s enough of Greg to go around, ladies.

Nothing Wrong With Confidence

Nothing Wrong With Confidence

So Close

Have you ever heard the expression, “close but no cigar”? Well, Miss ‘Almost Famous’ here knows all about that. She’s actually an inspiration to all of us, because if you think about it, we’re all “almost famous” in some way.

So Close1

So Close

He’s Got Standards

It’s been a tough last few months for Rashid. A little more mustache, a little more belly, and the girls are hounding him. Poor guy! One of these hysterical t-shirts sends a clear message to any girls who don’t rank in the model tier.

Hes Got Standards

He’s Got Standards

Clear As Crystal

If you had any doubts about whether this girl was drunk or ready to be picked up, you would have both answers on on shirt. Could this become a new expression? “Get two answers with one t-shirt.”

Clear As Crystal

Clear As Crystal

What Does Hers Say?

While his shirt is as blunt and honest as ever, we can’t help but wonder what her shirt says. Either way, this guy’s shirt has done its magic, as we can see clearly by this lass heeding its advice and downing the rest of her beer.

What Does Hers Say

What Does Hers Say?

Brutal

It seemed like a pretty funny sight at first. This man was wearing a hot pink shirt, what was there not to laugh about? Oh, right. Maybe the part about him telling you that he got your girlfriend’s t-shirt. And now you’re wondering how.

Brutal

Brutal

Yes, Yes, Food Makes Us Dumb

We all can relate to that feeling of falling in love with food. We see it coming from across the room, and we’re drooling and wagging like we’ve never see a hamburger before. Before I take us completely off-track, let me get to the point. Guys, food makes us dumb.

Yes Yes Food Makes Us Dumb

Yes, Yes, Food Makes Us Dumb

A For Effort

This is Asia! No, wait, this is Africa! The guy who was responsible for designing these shirts got one thing wrong, and one thing right. Thank goodness nobody asked him to make a detailed map of all the African countries.

A For Effort

A For Effort

Shaming At Disneyland

Man, when you go to Disneyland, take a minute to think about which t-shirt you’d like to wear to the park. Honestly, there aren’t many tops you can’t throw on… but there is one you probably shouldn’t put on.

Shaming At Disneyland

Shaming At Disneyland

Good Education

Now, who is the wonderful parent (or dark-humored grandparent) who gave this child such an ironic t-shirt? Well, we’re more than happy to have this item join the ranks of the most hysterical t-shirts on our list.

Good Education

Good Education

Bet He Loves This T-Shirt

Keren’s boyfriend is probably thrilled every time she decides to wear this shirt. In fact, he loves it so much that he never wants to leave Keren’s side… not even for a quick tinkle the men’s room.

Bet He Loves This T Shirt

Bet He Loves This T-Shirt

It’s All Their Fault

In a world where so many people are fighting for gender equality, this man is still waiting for a girl to ask him out. He kind of holds a grudge since he’s still a bachelor, and we kind of get it.

Its All Their Fault

It’s All Their Fault

Dare Gone Wrong

Chris lost a bet with the boys and he had to face the consequences. It wasn’t such a bad punishment – a day at the pool, with this hilarious t-shirt… and a full first-graders swimming competition attended by parents and friends.

Dare Gone Wrong

Dare Gone Wrong

She’s Smart

“Good things come to those who wait,” is for people who don’t feel like doing anything. Instead of expecting things to come your way, go out and make them happen. This woman gets it.

Shes Smart

She’s Smart

Think Good And It Will Be Good

You know, riding on the back of an open truck without anything to keep you safe, isn’t so safe. But if you “think safe”, you’ll be safe. Or at least that’s what this dude believes.

Think Good And It Will Be Good

Think Good And It Will Be Good

He Knows

With slang constantly changing, we have to admit that it’s pretty difficult to keep up with the kids. This man, however, is more than ‘woke’ and some might even say that this ‘bae’ is ‘lit’.

He Knows

He Knows

Too Perfect

Tim was given this bright (in color) t-shirt because of his constant attempts to try out new ideas. Maybe we don’t need to mention that most of his ideas end in failure. For him, it really is, “been there, done that, got the t-shirt.”

Too Perfect

Too Perfect

How Honest Is This

Yes, yes, we all know that it’s Chevron, but how funny is this? Chevron is a gas company, but perhaps they should have thought the design through before thy distributed it to all of their employees.

How Honest Is This

How Honest Is This

Haters Gonna Hate

Don’t let age define your character, let your character do that. This man has time to do only so many things in a day, and facing haters’ rebuke is not one of them.

Haters Gonna Hate

Haters Gonna Hate

Nirvana Who?

If you weren’t ever a fan, then maybe this Nirvana t-shirt doesn’t really speak to you. Actually, even if you were a Nirvana fan this t-shirt won’t speak to you, because we don’t even know who these kids in the photo are.

Nirvana Who

Nirvana Who?

And Then He Was Arrested

This guy’s shirt is kind of telling. He lived the reality of the t-shirt that he wore. Maybe next time he’ll buy one that says something like, “First you win the lottery, then you win again.”

And Then He Was Arrested

And Then He Was Arrested

Have You Seen Rita?

Sam had gone missing far too many times, so Rita got a creative idea. So people, if you see Sam wandering about, make sure to return him to Rita… you’ll know who she is.

Have You Seen Rita

Have You Seen Rita?

Eat Cake, Friends

We have to admit that this guy has a really good point. Does this mean that eating cake and candy is actually a means of keeping safe? If so, I’m down for that.

Eat Cake Friends

Eat Cake, Friends

Hi And Bye

“Oh hey, are you a hater? Well then, hi. Well then, bye.” Haters try to find a way to put you down, but if you’ve got the right attitude then no-one can make you feel negative.

Hi And Bye

Hi And Bye

Borrowing His Shirt

We’re all wondering the same thing – is this her t-shirt, or is it his? She probably bought it for him and it’s laundry day… so guess who had to wear it.

Borrowing His Shirt

Borrowing His Shirt

Punny?

Say what you want about this one, but it’s not as crappy as you might think. He hasn’t said anything gross, it might just be time to get your mind out of the gutter.

Punny

Punny?

With A Smile

Granny Pam might have a denture-filled smile, but she is not an angel by any measure. She has been around long enough to know how people can be full of themselves, and full of sh…

With A Smile

With A Smile

Is It Lunch?

Could you not have chosen a more appropriate t-shirt for the trip to the piggy petting zoo? What do you think this guy is thinking? I’d say, “Hmmm, what about lunch?”

Is It Lunch

Is It Lunch?

This Is Motivation

What’s your excuse? The distance between you and your goals can be measured with a single decision and a thousand actions.

This Is Motivation

This Is Motivation

Recognize Me?

The cows at the petting zoo didn’t think they would know anyone at the first “cow-child” exchange. Missy was quite surprised when she found a relative.

Recognize Me

Recognize Me?

Mathematically Proven

According to a recent study launched by the “Angry Woman Street Committee”, this lady is 20% hotter than you, and you, and you (and me).

Mathematically Proven

Mathematically Proven

Love Makes The World Go Round

Do you know that somewhere in the world, there is someone thinking about you? Did you know that every time you love Thailand, someone in Thailand love you?

Love Makes The World Go Round

Love Makes The World Go Round

Attention Seeker

It’s tough being the youngest daughter of so many boys. Your opinion is often drowned out by the boys’ noise. But there is always one thing that can get their attention.

Attention Seeker

Attention Seeker

Hysterical T-Shirts Win

Did you have to do a double-take for this photo? I know that I definitely did. This is a brilliant t-shirt that I actually would like to get for myself.

Hysterical T Shirts Win

Hysterical T-Shirts Win

Police Went With The Majority

You know, the police have to constantly make difficult decisions. To shoot or not to shoot, to stop a car or not. Everyone has a little good in them, sometimes just 2%. The police had to make a decision when it came to Martina, and their decision was based on 98% naughtiness.

Police Went With The Majority

Police Went With The Majority

Know The Difference

We have to admit that this woman is absolutely right. Having a drink once in a while which gets you drunk does not make you an alcoholic.

Know The Difference

Know The Difference

Different FBI

In the case of an emergency that requires the services of the FBI, might we suggest that you contact the correct authorities? This man MAY seem reliable, but I don’t think he’s a professional.

Different FBI

Different FBI

Jesus Or Pepsi

Very often in life, we’re faced with two choices: temptation and the path of the righteous. But if you can have both the Pepsi that you desire and the path of the righteous then you’ve hit the jackpot.

Jesus Or Pepsi

Jesus Or Pepsi

It Really Is Difficult

We can’t argue with this one. Spelling in English hardly makes any sense. I mean, quite, quiet, and quit are just some words to think about.

It Really Is Difficult

It Really Is Difficult

What’s He Driving?

What a brilliant license plate, but I wonder what car he’s driving. Also, we’re wondering what his license plate number is on his actual car.

Whats He Driving

What’s He Driving?

Well…

She may not be blonde, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t deserve a wonderful peck. Where on Earth did she get this t-shirt from?

Well...

Well…

Who Needs This?

Do you know who this girl is? Well, this is celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsey’s daughter and if anyone should be wearing this hilarious t-shirt, it’s her!

Who Needs This

Who Needs This?

What Does She Mean?

I’m kind of struggling to understand what she means with this shirt. Does it mean that there are hills in Florida that we don’t know about?

What Does She Mean

What Does She Mean?

Shop By Catalog

How is this for a crazy coincidence? Or is it? It could just be that Ben wanted to cut down his shopping time and just bought whatever was on display in the window… including the glasses!

Shop By Catalog

Shop By Catalog

Dad’s A Game

This dad is a pure genius! Firstly, let’s just congratulate him on his excellent bodybuilding discipline. And then onto that brilliant t-shirt! I doubt his daughter is thrilled with it.

Dads A Game

Dad’s A Game

We All Need One Like This

Let’s be honest, we all have that one friend who needs to stand next to us while we wear this shirt. You don’t have this t-shirt? Maybe you’re that friend.

We All Need One Like This

We All Need One Like This

His Sister’s Shirt

Listen, we totally get it when guys put on a shirt that’s a size too small in order to make them look more muscular, but there should be some boundaries. As the first boundary, shall we say “wearing your little sister’s Hello Kitty t-shirt?”

His Sisters Shirt

His Sister’s Shirt

I Need This Shirt

If you can understand this t-shirt, please please PLEASE let us know what it means! The words are English, but the message is far beyond us.

I Need This Shirt

I Need This Shirt

Yoga Pants And That

She knows what’s best in life. Wine is great, yoga pants are super comfy and the… oh wait, she doesn’t want to wear pants. We get that too.

Yoga Pants And That

Yoga Pants And That

Nothing Like Potatoes

You know, the small things in life are usually the ones we need to celebrate most. This kid gets it – I mean, who doesn’t love eating a potato?

Nothing Like Potatoes

Nothing Like Potatoes

She’s A Beef Maker

What exactly is “salt beef”? Whatever it is, this girl is giving out free samples, so maybe get a taste and let me know.

Shes A Beef Maker

She’s A Beef Maker

Caution Captivity Man

Whatever you do, don’t ever run into Captivity Man! This man is so dangerous that was police chaseman warning run awey! Get it?

Caution Captivity Man

Caution Captivity Man

Cuties

These aren’t t-shirt fails, but they sure are cute t-shirts and we’d love it if more couples got into this trend. Married since 1962 is quite a while, so it’s lovely to see them still so in love.

Cuties

Cuties

Is That So?

I bet you didn’t know that the pig is full of cats, did you? Now if you know what that means then you’re blessed with the ability to read and understand pure gibberish.

Is That So

Is That So?

Don’t Pass Go

This man took the gamer of Monopoly too literally, and let’s just say that he landed up exactly where he was supposed to. He was pretty disappointed to realize that Monopoly money couldn’t buy him anything at the supermarket.

Dont Pass Go

Don’t Pass Go

When You Donate Your T-Shirt

This girl probably doesn’t know what a hangover is yet, and that’s totally fine. She looks sweet in the t-shirt and that’s all that counts.

When You Donate Your T Shirt

When You Donate Your T-Shirt

Bye Bye Stereotype

I bet it had taken a few too many jokes made in bad taste for this young lady to decide that she needed to do something about it. I wonder if she’s got it in other colors too.

Bye Bye Stereotype

Bye Bye Stereotype

Second Best

There’s always another option. Whether it’s Google or God, or actually it could just be this guy. He might know everything, or he might not.

Second Best

Second Best

Can We Clarify?

Does my boyfriend “seem” nice or does he “seen” nice? Does the second option even make sense at all? Who cares, it’s a cute shirt.

Can We Clarify

Can We Clarify?

Know Your Strengths

We can all learn an important lesson from Harry over here. He knows what he’s good for and he knows what he’s less good at. It’s important to know the difference.

Know Your Strengths

Know Your Strengths

Seriously Stop Looking At The Sun

This man is just trying to get the good word of the Lord out. if you know what I mean. Too many people are blinding themselves by looking at the sun these days. Think, people.

Seriously Stop Looking At The Sun

Seriously Stop Looking At The Sun

Wrong Shirt

We will admit that this t-shirt does make him look like the Hulk. But we also have to admit that his little sister is going to be pretty mad when she discovers that he’d been going through her closet for a couple of muscle poses.

Wrong Shirt

Wrong Shirt

Well That Escalated Quickly

You know that feeling when you’re infatuated with someone? All you can think about is that person cuddling you, kissing you, and to some, apparently some unspeakable other actions.

Well That Escalated Quickly

Well That Escalated Quickly

Is That So?

There might be just one part of his t-shirt that actually rings true, and it’s not written in black. Regardless of whether this was accurate or not, why would someone have to be cautious around an educated black woman?

Is That So@

Is That So?

Aaand It’s Over

What a build-up, and then what a crash. But the honest truth is that as an adult we can all get the feeling of not wanting some plans to actually come to fruition. We’ve all had the helpless moment of realizing our friends aren’t canceling the plans for the night even though you prayed they would.

Aaand Its Over

Aaand It’s Over

Whose Dad Is He?

Perhaps he deserves it, who knows? But we can’t help but notice that this man is probably past a few beers already. It seems this t-shirt is more of a win than a fail.

Whose Dad Is He@

Whose Dad Is He?

Now That’s New

This man might actually be a genius. Might be. While we’re all trying to find true happiness in life without the aid of drugs, this man has found his own kind of happiness.

Now Thats New

Now That’s New

Nothing Wrong With Dreaming

Hey hey, we can’t judge this man for hoping the high hopes. We’re not quite sure what he expects by getting dipped in beer, but he sure has his eyes set on something.

Nothing Wrong With Dreaming

Nothing Wrong With Dreaming

Not Far From Reality

In this day and age, so many people get glued to the toilet seat when they have their mobile phones with them. It’s kind of dirty, but it’s also kind of true, so this t-shirt is more relevant today than it ever was.

Not Far From Reality

Not Far From Reality

Pretty Please

A woman’s dying wish… printed on a t-shirt. If there was one thing you could wish for your little sister, this would probably be it.

Pretty Please

Pretty Please

It’ll Take You A Second

“What’s wrong with this Rolling Stones t-shirt?” you wonder. Well, there’s nothing wrong with it, although we should mention that it does seem to have a mind of its own. Not sure what I’m talking about? Take a closer look.

Itll Take You A Second

It’ll Take You A Second

Message Received Loud And Clear

All the right words are there, it’s just the order that’s a little out of place. There is a message in this mix up of a t-shirt, do you understand it?

Message Received Loud And Clear

Message Received Loud And Clear

No Judgement

People, if that’s how he identifies himself then let him/her be. There might be room for a couple of chuckles though, only if you’re not judging.

No Judgement

No Judgement

Got To Buy This For My Wife

After my trip to Japan, I thought I could bring my wife a cute t-shirt to show her that I was thinking about her. What do you think? I especially loved the tooth part.

Got To Buy This For My Wife

Got To Buy This For My Wife

You’d Better Dance

When given the choice between dancing and being danced, my friend, choose dancing! We’re still not quite sure what it means to ‘be danced’, but it does sound somewhat threatening.

Youd Better Dance

You’d Better Dance

Almost Right

They were so close to getting it right. Somewhere in between the letters and the actual numbers, there is a half… either twelve and a half or thirteen and a half.

Almost Right

Almost Right

The Last Day He Wore That Shirt

It didn’t need to be written all over his face because it was literally printed all over his shirt. Some shirts should not be worn in the delivery room.

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The Last Day He Wore That Shirt

The Last Day He Wore That Shirt

Playing Hooky In One Shirt

Is this not the best excuse-for-getting-out-of-class t-shirt ever? She definitely doesn’t need a letter from her mom, it’s already written on her back.

Playing Hooky In One Shirt

Playing Hooky In One Shirt

Tell Your Kids

This is either some terribly translated message printed on a t-shirt, or it’s a well-thought-out pun that we don’t really understand. Regardless, that is one freaky bear!

Tell Your Kids

Tell Your Kids

Who’s Going To Try

So my advice is, “don’t try this one.” As tempting as it is to swipe your finger across anything that reminds you of your smartphone, there are consequences you probably wouldn’t want to face just because you’re feeling tech-savvy.

Whos Going To Try

Who’s Going To Try

Grandma Is Hard

Whatever you do, don’t mess with grandma! She is not your average older lady; she sells cocaine and indulges in caviar.

Grandma Is Hard

Grandma Is Hard

Do What Now?

“I’m sorry, I must do what with my hands?” Oh, okay, now we get it. ‘Crap’ is clap like ‘herro’ is hello. What a champion this guy is for wearing and owning this very stereotypical shirt.

Do What Now

Do What Now?

Let’s Hope The She Loses WiFi

Holy cow! That gas is almost completely loaded! Somebody needs to run to the WiFi router and pull that chord out of the wall. The last thing anybody wants here is a fart-bomb.

Lets Hope The She Loses WiFi

Let’s Hope The She Loses WiFi

Well Said

Wow, how true is this? I can imagine that this man has asked a lot of questions throughout his life and he’s been called a few names most people wouldn’t want to be called. He doesn’t seem fazed.

Well Said

Well Said

Hungry Shirt

You’ve heard of a Freudian slip, but what would you call this? Call it what you want, we didn’t say anything.

Hungry Shirt

Hungry Shirt

Good For Them

What do you say about this? Do you believe this? Either way, we have to give these guys credit for standing up for what they feel about Justin Bieber. What’s next? Haircuts?

Good For Them

Good For Them

Tells It Like It Is

There’s a chance you missed the cast on his arm, but we give Kevin full credit for being so honest. He doesn’t just do dumb things, he owns the fact that he does dumb things.

Tells It Like It Is

Tells It Like It Is

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